I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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