...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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