i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do vagina's smell?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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