We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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