we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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