sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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