you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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