Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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