You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it's great music for shaving your balls
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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