So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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