You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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