his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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