no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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