We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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