Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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