you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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