Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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