as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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