I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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