In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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