If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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