I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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