So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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