im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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