am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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