please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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