me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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