How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
tell me about the fingering
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