I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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