i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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