There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You work out of a Hotel?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Welp...herpes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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