gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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