He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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