She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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