I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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