Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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