There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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