dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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