i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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