How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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