We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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