Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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