she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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