You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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