don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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