Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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