My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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