Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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