How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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