is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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