This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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