I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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