In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i think i just lost a toe
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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