bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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