I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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