better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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