I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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