Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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